Displayed inside a glass case on the elevated floor of the iconic Melbourne stadium is housed a vibrant pink outfit donned by the entertainer. The show in front of a massive crowd of fans was seen as a triumph.
You might not appreciate the performer. You might think he is the ultimate present to music the world has ever seen. Or you could adopt a reasonable stance, conceding that some songs are excellent while others are terrible.
The key argument is that entertainment can manifest in countless ways. Tastes vary. There is no universal formula to create music or even Test cricket.
The Unrivalled Depth of Test Cricket
The traditional format boasts incomparable variety. It's difficult to think of another sport where the contest is so dependent on conditions.
The climate, the hour of play, the red ball – the factors are countless. Above all is the pitch.
If Test cricket is art, the strip is the blank slate on which the athletes craft their legacy.
A Test of Cubism: The MCG Match
The recent Melbourne match between the two sides was the game deconstructed, the established format taken to pieces and stuck back together in an unusual manner.
This is not a justification of the pitch which resulted in a triumph and the second two-day Test of the Ashes battle.
Leaving a thick layer on the wicket, leading to a cascade of wickets being taken in less than six sessions, is not a fair contest between bat and ball.
A Rich Tapestry: The Nature of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a inferior show, one that should be footnoted as not a proper Test, is mistaken.
The long game is a varied portfolio, 2,615 parts and still growing. Sometimes, as seen at the MCG, the cricket ball behaves unpredictably for the pace bowlers. In contrast, it turns square on a dry surface. Sometimes, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it spits like a cobra.
The close matches are all the more thrilling because of the investment devoted in other matches.
Problem Solving: The True Test
Certain variables are tolerated more freely than others.
The argument in Melbourne was that the balance was weighted unfairly towards the fielding side. That the best players were prevented from demonstrating their skill.
The format is about adapting to challenges – reading the conditions and adapting accordingly. The two highest individual contributions were made by world-class players. One line-up committed more errors than the other, and thus were defeated.
Unbridled Joy: The Fan Perspective
Attempt to convince the fans who have experienced 18 winless matches that this was not entertaining.
In one section of the stadium, a sea of people celebrated and created an atmosphere, generating a carnival vibe in a stronghold of national pride.
There was belief as the attack excelled, impetus when players fought back, and rapturous celebration when the result was confirmed.
Contrasting Examples: The Range of Test Matches
The venue has previous experience with pitch problems. Eight years ago, a match there featured a wicket with the excitement of a a non-event.
That contest was a slog, with limited drama and interminable tedium. The latest encounter and that drawn affair are extreme ends of the scale – both are not perfect, yet significance can be attached to each.
Deep into the series into the Ashes contest, it is the two-day matches that will be most remembered in the history books.
"This isn't the death of Test cricket at all," said a former player. "Fans who have been lucky enough to see these short time have been treated to some fantastic sport. A unique show."
Baby Steps: Looking Ahead
In the preparation to this match, the leader talked like a man carrying the weight of the world on his mind.
The players delivered for him, restoring the smile to his countenance.
New faces stepped up with crucial roles. These are small positives, hardly enough to ensure long-term futures, but something to use as a platform.
At the very least, this Melbourne victory is added to other notable performances in meaningless games.
As the fans slipped away into a glorious Melbourne evening, the squad gathered on the turf to commence their own celebrations.
Celebrate the win, boys. You've earned this one.